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Motokata Bionic Ear Hearing Amplifier

James Bond and Ethan has caught the world by storm and has spawned various spy gadgets to rid the world of bad people and evil henchmen. In our day to day life, we may not always encounter those madmen but we do have have a few demons lurking around us.

There are times when you meet a person and you just don’t like them, not because of the way they dress or look but because you have this feeling in the pits of your stomach that something isn’t right with that person. You may not have the agility to scale walls and hang on ceilings but you do have the Motokata Bionic Ear Hearing Amplifier.

This device will help you hear all those secret meetings and hush hush conferences that does not include you. The Motokata Bionic Ear Hearing Amplifier can intensify voices and sounds until  50 decibels, perfect for hearing those people skulking about in the hallway.

Of course to be a spy, you have to be inconspicuous. You can’t be seen walking down the corridor with a huge alien-like device right? With the Motokata Bionic Ear Hearing Amplifier, your dream to become a spy will be fulfilled as this device only weighs about an ounce and it’s so small, you can hide it in your pocket without any unnecessary bulges.

Now go be like Superman and use that super hearing power of yours.

Pinocchio ain’t got nothing on this baby

Girls have this innate ability to sense things when they don’t feel right. Some feel a little uncomfortable while some have sudden fast heartbeats. No matter how they feel it, most of the time a woman’s intuition is true.

However, there are some who are not sure if their gut feel is correct or not, and instead of risking a confrontation, they’d rather lose their dignity and pride. Now, there’s a way to detect if your boyfriend really did go out with his “buddies” last night and if he really did come home “somewhere around 1 am”.

The De-FIB-ulator can sense a change in the tension of one’s voice therefore helping you know if a person is telling you the truth or not. To aid you in your task, simply ask three yes or no questions for the portable lie detector to recognize the person’s voice. After that, you can ask your real “got you!” questions and the vibrations in their voice will be determined by the Lie Detector and poof, you can watch as your boyfriend’s eyes twitch uncontrollably trying to keep his voice from sounding too high-pitched.

With the De-FIB-ulator, you can be assured that no one will ever escape your clutches if they ever lie to you again.

Read before you blink

 

Don’t you just hate those annoying nosy people who love to spy on evrything that you do? That Weird Guy from the cubicle a few feet away from you who keeps passing by your table and giving you quick glances and noticeable clicks on his miniscule spy cam (you should report him to your boss though).

How in the world can you write your love letter to the beautiful brunette, Amanda, whom you’ve been crushing on for months, if that Weird Guy keeps on breathing down your neck and collecting those scratch papers that you toss on your waste basket?

Fret no more lover boy. The Disappearing Ink Pen Kit is here to free you from your woes. It writes like any normal fine point ballpen but all traces of what you wrote will disappear after a certain amount of time. It comes in three designs: one will last for a couple of hours, one for two days and one for a whole week.

NO more shredders and no more worrying about Weird Guy. With the Disappearing Ink Pen Kit, your letter to Amanda will finally be given. Unless you wimp out and decide to become another shadow in her life.

The Unshredder: Documentation Reconstruction Software

 

I love shredding papers. It’s so much fun and it hides all those unwanted documents that I want to burn but a fireplace isn’t available. However, there are times when I “mis-shred” some papers and I have to bring out my clear tape and patch them annoying documents again.  With the Unshredder, fixing up my boo-boos is a thing of the past.

For those who wants to know those well-kept secrets of their competition that are shredded to keep other people from knowing too much about their private lives, the Unshredder is the perfect spy gadget to bring your enemy, I mean your rival down. With the simple use of a scanning technology using the Unshredder’s intelligent system, all of those shredded documents will be seen and read without much difficulty. Unless of course, a piece of the paper, which just happens to be the most important part,  was blown away or thrown somewhere else, this device will definitely work for your evil schemes.

Bear in mind that the document wil still look torn and ripped but it’s very readable and you’ll be able to get all the info you need.

For only $950 (licensing fee), the Unshredder will change your life in just a couple of minutes, which means I’ll start burning paper from now on to keep thieving hands from getting my personal details.

Wall Climbing + Treadmill = Treadwall

Two of my most favorite activities, that I don’t get to do often because of my schedule, has been rolled into one to be enjoyed by everyone and to entice them to start a healthier and fun lifestyle. Treadmills have replaced my usual daily jogging around our village and my dog has been pouting at me for months. Furthermore, when I still had a lot of spare time, I used to always go wall climbing because it helps me build my stamina. Now, Brewer’s Ledge Inc., has combined these leisure interests and presents us with the Treadwall.

The Treadwall is a revolving wall wherein you can climb it Ala rock climbing mode. It has an automatic stop mechanism so you don’t fall down if you want to take a breather. It also has various angles and holds which are both adjustable for your convenience.

No need to worry about irritating straps because you are in charge of your own wall. You can tweak angles by turning a wheel and you can even modify your speed with a simple twist of a knob. In addition, the Treadwall is safe because you are only 1 – 2 feet away from the ground.

Try one now and join me in achieving a better lifestyle!